The Pitbull Truth
they do? Brought a cross for embroidery – would embroider a cross. Finalized breed in the United States.
And for this pit bull is still not loved in society. They say he’s fighting. That English bulldogs, Spanish Alano and many others also killed bulls and dogs, they forgot about it already. The worst is a pit bull, because it has a billion atmospheres jaw pressure, and killer eyes.
My acquaintances had a reddish killer dog. She had a powerful lobshnik, monstrous jaws and cold monster eyes. When the doorbell rang, she stopped at the end of the corridor in an ambush. And when they entered, with a cry:
– Banzai! – rushed to the guest.
People liked it a lot: forty kilos of cast muscles, with a friendly grinning mouth full of frightening teeth, with the inevitability of fate fly at you. Having flown up, the killer dog jumped up and tried to lick the guest in the nose. Some dropped in joy, and then the end came: licked to death.
The killer dog was very educated and knew all the teams, but when the guests arrived, she could not curb the primitive joy. Therefore, the owners, when the bell rang, closed the killer dog in the room. In order to avoid heart attacks and incontinence.
If you dream of a pit bull, you should know only three things.
1. We must love to walk. Energy in the pit bull – as in a diesel generator, and maybe more. He for any kipesh, except the hunger strike.
“Master, get up,” the pit bull wakes up in the morning.
– Maybe still sleep? – the owner grumbles.
– No, everything, I can not already.
On the street, he is ready to be, any number If not cold.
– Boss, why are you like a chihuah? Let’s run! And now let’s jump! Throw me a ball! Give me a tire, I’ll rub it! And can I climb a tree? What do you mean, I’m not a squirrel? Yes, and do not care, I still climb!
So a pit bull is a great way to lose weight.
2. Having got a pit bull, you will become the object of hatred of particularly vigilant citizens. You will learn the whole range of human emotions – from sincere horror to direct aggression.
– Why do you lead this monster in a residential area?
– We are going to the paddock.
– Yes, but you go through the residential area!
– And how do we go?
– I do not know. Come up with something. I have children.
– But you have no children.
– It does not matter. I have not yet given birth to them. And could be. And your dog would definitely attack them.
– But she is on a leash, and generally trained.
– Uubiyiyyytsssaaaa …
As a rule, everything is limited to unhealthy booze. But the most active human individuals can stray into a pack and attack your pit bull. Therefore, in the kit to the killer dog is better to have a shocker. Or a gun. To protect the killer dog from people.
3. If you are an irresponsible person, do not drive a pit bull. Because it must be brought up. And do not start a bulldog too. And a sheepdog. And chihua. And a cat. Get yourself a plush toy and enjoy endlessly. After all, in bad hands, any animal can become a killer, especially a big dog. And because of you, then they will hate normal dog lovers.